um, so, according to slate.com, my feller and i have the "whitest" names for each of our genders.

and i really don't know what to say about that.

besides the obvious: what are the chances?

(sudden flashback to the rubin hall days when we used to say that in regards to anything the slightest bit random, which is to say, all the damn time. it's funnier than i can explain, ever. you definitely had to be there. sunday knows.)