a-HA! i have figured out how to enjoy yogurt.

1. buy some nancy's all-natural hippie shit yogurt with the little fruit cup on top. choke it down for lunch (when lunch involves anything but coffee).

2. laugh at boyfriend who says that shit is nasty and always tastes like it has gone bad.

3. reflect on truth in boyfriend's statement re: sugarless, very-slightly-sweetened with honey yogurt.

4. buy tillamook mountain huckleberry yogurt instead.

5. delight in the delicously ice-cream-like flavor.

i WILL fit into my jeans again. I WILL.

that said, it's about four hours to go 'til barbeque madness. "so it's BYOM?" said ruby on the phone earlier. damn, i love my friends. they GET it.

bring your own meat, indeed.

me, i just make pasta.

SHIT! gotta find a recipe.